Hello! I go by Kay, and I travel the interwebs with a balloon coyote as my avatar. I don't bite, hard at least, and try to be very friendly.
Please, please just be honest why you added me --
Fore-warning, I basically completely disregard fanfare and repeatedly mention the concept of someone, anyone, getting off, because I wish they'd be honest they want that.
Look, I literally do not care if: